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Skeetas

An annoying insect that bites you and sucks your blood. mosquitos
The fuck'n skeetas are bad tonight.
by Kingos9 July 30, 2016
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Yeetus Skeetus

The act of making something disappear by either throwing the object at incredible speeds or by making something disappear with pure magic.
Magician: *holding freshly born child* Yeetus Skeetus!
by idonthaveamedicaldegree October 1, 2018
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skeetsahut

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand
dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today
by cabajul January 10, 2011
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Skeetosis

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.
Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."
by Delatorre April 8, 2011
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Yeetus Skeetus Chuck That Fetus

You grab your or someone elses fetus and you yeet that shit (by yeet i mean chuck that mf)
dude 1 : YEETUS SKEETUS CHUCK THAT FETUS
dude 2 : shut the fuck up
by YeEtGoD69420fag October 29, 2018
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Skeetadon

A dinosaur that is constantly ejaculating upon people.
As made popular by the Dark Heartz "Ya get skeeted on"
Person A: "I caught an odd looking dinosaur, and before I knew it I was covered in a white mess."

Person B: "Well I hate to say it, but it sounds like you got Skeetadon."
by SubSonicX January 4, 2009
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yeetus skeetus deletus

the addition of yeet skeet and detete but with us on the end there fore making it more powerful during meme battles
Battler 1: Ya Yeeet
Battler 2: yeetus skeetus deletus
Referee: Battler 2 Wins!
by ChingyChongy785 November 23, 2019
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