Skeet blast 

to proceed to fire off rounds of man chowder into the face and with good aim perhaps the eye so one can blind the bitch!!!

in the proccess of suckin his boyfriends cock eric subsequently receaved a well aimed skeet blast to the eye. poor boy cant see straight no more....

Skeet blast by tobaditsnotmyname April 30, 2005

skeet blaster 

when you skeet in multiple directions very quickly for 5 seconds at the most

i skeet blaster the wall to form a picture of your mom

skeet blaster by terror of death January 10, 2008

sweet bastard jesus 

Emphatic statement made during intense sex.

As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."

sweet bastard jesus by Chistoso November 16, 2006

sweet bastard

A complimentary phrase proclaiming the indivdiual in question as an upstanding, magnificent member of the human race with a strong inclination to being a cutthroat Master of Insensitivity!

{Names have been changed to protect the innocent}

Balac:
"What? Advice on hiking? Sure. If you encounter a hostile animal, cast a lulling spell and quickly leave the area. If you have no mana, pretend to be dead. Even as the animal tears into your flesh with its menacing teeth and claws, pretend to be dead. Keep pretending to be dead until you are dead. You had your chance and you blew it. Oh! And watch out for scorpions! They can teleport, spear you, and spit fire. Remember, hiking in public parks at night can be dangerous, partly because of the lack of light, and also partly because of the rapists. Don't go hiking at night without a drunken member of the opposite sex and certainly not in Central Park during Chanukah, because that’s when the freaks come out."


Zac:
<throws head back; pulls imaginary chin hair while exclaiming> "OOOHHHHH ... goddammit! You Sweet Fvcking Bastard!!"

sweet bastard by Balac the Kraut March 4, 2005