Skeel

A beautiful girl who turns her back on the man that loves her most, for another man.

"Man, he really loved her, to bad she pulled a skeel."

by Willam Cox March 15, 2008

Skeel

Pronounciation. (Sk-eel)
A ugly ass bitch that resembles a lizard and is known to be a bro hoe.

Dat girl on myspace be a skeel fo sho.

She's a skeeeeell!

by M2daM17 August 2, 2006

skeel

Slang for skeel. More often seen as the plural form skeelz

You got mad skeel on that game.

by ChungaWunga March 5, 2003

Rói Skeel

Being a Rói Skeel means you are overweight, and you built like the robot Baymax from big hero 6.

You eat burger king everyday, you damn Rói Skeel.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Skeedo

The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

Sheela na gig

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?

If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!

by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018

seeldarb

1. Lint or fuzz that gets trapped in the hair around one's asshole.

2. Also Bradlees, a defunct department store, spelled backwards.

"I spent the afternoon picking out my seeldarb."

by chriscalhoun March 4, 2009