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Skate Proof 

Making a street spot nearly impossible to skate like putting a fence around a gap, or putting nubbs on a rail.
the Taco Bell gap is skate proofed some jerk off put a fence around it.
Whoever came up with skateproofing needs to die slow.
Skate Proof by SkateZero March 4, 2005

skater poof 

A male "Skater Boi" who was emotionally devoted to Avril. Upon the impending marriage of Avril, the Skater Boi attempted to express their frustration through skateboarding. When that failed to soothe the emotional loss, the skater boi turned gay.
Kearney used to like Avril, but now he won't quit looking at Norton's butt.
skater poof by Rupert September 25, 2004

skaterpooftabogan 

someone that skates, wears tight jeans tight as the skin, and is usually pretty much homeless
1.
my mate:look at the try hard skaters,
me: na there skaterpooftabogan

2.
adin davidson is the original skatpoofta bogan

skaterpooftabogan by twistisme February 28, 2009
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026