situationship

any problematic relationship characterized by one or more unresolved, interpersonal conflicts. usually confused with dating.

It's time you ended the situationship, dumped his sorry ass and found a guy who you're actually happy to be around.

by no1slogo January 23, 2006

situationship

an intimate and/or sexual relationship where two people aren't single but aren't dating. both people are committed and have real emotions for each other, but it's not official and there's no label.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Timmy and Sally?
Person 2: Yeah, aren't they dating?
Person 1: No, but everyone thinks they are, it's like a situationship.

by attractive piece of shit May 20, 2022

situationship

A relationship that one enters solely due to extenuating circumstances. All rebounds, for example, are situationships.

Anton and Terez met in a bar at lunch and will be deeply engrossed in their situationship until he flies home tonight.

by Xoinx February 19, 2009

situationship

When two people have been talking for a long time and do not want to commit to a relationship or want a relationship with no labels.

Me: Are you & Kennedy in a relationship yet ?

Dan: No, we don't like labels or like commitment

Me: So a situationship ?
Dan: Yea

by amour.princess July 23, 2019

situationship

When your in relationship because of your situation

He and his girlfriend are in a situationship. He's only with her because he needs a place to stay

by SpasticSarcastic November 09, 2019

situationship

Not really a relationship. Just a situation your stuck in, where your both unhappy but society says you should be together to try to make it work. . . . Screw society, be a rebel.

Jamie and josh/kinsey and scott, was in situationships. It was miserable for all of them.

by #adultproblems January 17, 2015

situationship

What sluts these days call being a booty call, in order to try and whitewash it and make it sound less disgraceful. It's essentially the female version of being friend-zoned. Chad gets to use her for physical intimacy without reciprocating any emotional intimacy, just like she gets to use her friend-zoned beta orbiters for emotional intimacy without reciprocating any physical intimacy.

She's just another trashy ho serving as one of one of Chad's many booty calls, but tries to appropriate some veneer of respectability by calling it a situationship. She thinks one day she'll get Chad to commit if she gives him ATM enough times, but she has about as much chance of that as her beta orbiters have of getting out of her friend zone by simping more.

by enfant terrible August 18, 2023