Situation Sally 

A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.

That Ericka sure has a lot going on but holds her shit together like a Situation Sally!!

Situation Sally by Captain Sally January 18, 2022

Situationally attractive

A word to describe a person who may look attractive in a particular situation (ie. a skytrain or crowded bus), or around less attractive people, but when by themselves is not considered attractive. Not to be confused with attractiveness brought on my the consumption of alcohol.

*Thinking to self*, hmm that guy on the bus is pretty hot....*looks around*wait, I think he is just situationally attractive.

Situationally attractive by jcf08 June 23, 2011

Situationally Gay 

Having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. The person is not necessarily gay.

No I won't march in gay pride parade, I know I make out with dude but I'm only situationally gay man.

Situationally Gay by Sassy Butch August 13, 2008

Situationally Ghetto 

The state or condition of being considered ghetto due to one's current situation, often involving finances or relationships. Very much akin to being a honorary ghetto.

Guy1: Heather lives in a nice neighborhood, whats the deal with the beanie, spinner rims and bottle of forty?

Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.

Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?

Situationally Ghetto by Mr. Goggles June 6, 2012

situationally gay 

Only engaging in homosexual activity in particular situations. Such situations could be a party, spring break, really, any event involving alcohol.

What a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. "My husband only makes out with guys because he's 'situationally gay', he's not 'really gay'.

situationally gay by FunAndStuff September 28, 2008

situationally agnostic 

To not care or have indifference to a decision or outcoming of a circumstance.

I am totally situationally agnostic if you crash at my place or not
Situationally agnostic people are pretty chill

situationally agnostic by rickbb August 2, 2014

Situationally reply 

When one use's time to his advantage and waits for the perfect time to reply in a group text.

Me: witty comeback
Weezy: Why you always just situationally reply...it's bulls**t bro!

Situationally reply by CoreyGill January 10, 2015