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A good download manager, commonly used with "goodly"
Are you even downloading with Sorton?
Yes I'm always "goodly downloading with Sorton"
Sorton by Molodo April 9, 2020
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Sirton • Sinton • sirion • Sitong • silton • Sorton • Sartone • Serton • shirtonee • sifton

sitonmydick 

Asking someone to kindly sit on your dick.
This can mean asking a teacher a police officer or your friend to sit on your dick.
Hey Juju can you uhhh sitonmydick
Excuse me sir, can you pass me the um sitonmydick.
sitonmydick by SUPPOOPY January 7, 2019
A pill poppin weirdo that listens to hardcore dance and trance. Usualy have ginger hair and think they are mega cool DJ's. When really their just ginger weirdos. Always over use the word 'sik'
wow this is a sik choon! Lets go pop a pill, SIK!
silton by Bass February 20, 2005
It's sironic that the fire was cause by
stress relief candles.
sironic by AlexV/KatieW January 10, 2008
The name of a young man who is caring and kind. He is a giant goof ball that you can be yourself around. He may have problems trusting people around him, but he still has one of the biggest hearts. He always has the backs of the people he loves. He’s only blunt with you because he cares, and believes you deserve honesty out of respect. Not only is Sirron good looking but has an amazing personality to match. He’s the full package! So when you come across a Sirron never let him go and appreciate him.
1. Your such a Sirron.

2. Your a sexy Sirron!
Sirron by Yanil Paul March 28, 2020

sirtom93 

A guy who posted on newgrounds saying that he would burn his school and other forms of violence.
Sirtom93 is trying to burn his school again.
Meh.
sirtom93 by SirTom93 April 7, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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