Single As A Pringle. 

The title says it all, each chip on a pringle is singular. In a sense this means that the person is single and depressed.

Hey Richard! How are you? Single as a pringle.

Single As A Pringle. by wowieee September 19, 2022

single as a pringle 

Not in a relationship

He is single as a pringle

single as a pringle by Talla May 3, 2018

Single as a Pringle 

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.

Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"

Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"

Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."

Single as a Pringle by Hamilton fan to the max May 10, 2020

Single as a pringle 

They are dating and single. They are the pringle that is the hardest one to get at the bottom of the can, unless you turn the can upside down.

I'm as Single as a Pringle.

Single as a pringle by Carbikeperson June 6, 2022

Single as a Pringle day 

This a holiday made for single ppl only and it’s gonna be celebrated the day after Valentine’s Day feb 15th

Today is single as a Pringle day it’s February 15

Single as a Pringle day by A 2020 just happened February 16, 2021