Joe: Hey, I have'nt seen Carl in a while..

Brown: He has became sick since Laura left him last November...And has developed a bad case of singlitis...

Joe: Oh.. That explains alot..

Singlitis by iSekC July 11, 2011

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Singlitary

One being, unit, or entity.

Larry: Hey! Joe, did you hear about that singlitary hobo standing out on the street corner?
Joe: Yes I did. He looks lonely

Singlitary by Hufongpoo January 15, 2009

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Singitude

The attitude or manner in which someone sings. Normally negative.

Wow it's just 'oke. No need to have such a singitude!

Holy F*ck! That (insert angry emo rock band) has some real singitude!

Singitude by CHRIS7891011 January 13, 2011

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Singhito

a typical virgin who keeps track of how far he can shoot when he cums or heat up sausages in the kettle, he plays fifa a lot and stays forever a virgin

Singhito is Friends with her again

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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