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Angry swinging Ape 

Vigorously swinging your hips back and forth so that your Nuts and Johnson slap against your stomach and your grundle, emulating an angry ape swinging through the forest floor. Depending upon the size of your penis, it can either be called swinging monkey or an ape. Whatever the case may be, it must be angry. This gesture is usually done to a roommate, teammate or just someone that cut you off on the freeway. Although this movement may be hazardous to the health of your nut sack, it is heaps of fun and can turn any situation into a nut slappin comedy hour! WARNING: Attempting this act on a moving vehicle requires practice and coordination. Please practice in front of a mirror first before releasing the anger of the Ape in public.
The party was getting kind of dull, so Eric decided to get up on a table, drop his pants and display his Angry Swinging Ape. The whole room roared with laughter, some people were angered, some were appalled and some hid their eyes in embarrassment. Regardless, the party was not dull any longer!
Angry swinging Ape by Desi Arnads December 5, 2007

tree swinging ape

An absolute coon that has no chill aka chief keef
Did you see that tree swinging ape yesterday?

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026