laura is a primary school teacher, she's in a relationship with graham, a civil servant.
graham: what's the time darling?
laura: it's time you weren't here, you wanker, fuck off cos i need to get ready for sundayslutting i'm going to take your dads cock right up the arse, you can go to your bitch mothers til tomorrow
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"