laura is a primary school teacher, she's in a relationship with graham, a civil servant.

graham: what's the time darling?

laura: it's time you weren't here, you wanker, fuck off cos i need to get ready for sundayslutting i'm going to take your dads cock right up the arse, you can go to your bitch mothers til tomorrow

graham: (smiling) sunday slutting really becomes you, bye darling

laura: fuck off

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak