Simon Cowell’d

That will be a no from me.
Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
by Luna Stark November 20, 2019
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