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Simon balle school 

Simon balle school is located in Hertford Hertfordshire uk everyone that goes to the school thinks they are the best and over every other school in the area just because they have iPads and have more money, they also have two different colour jumpers for the different key stages but they don’t particularly care about the 6th form, the teachers don’t really care if you turn up or not and it’s very easy to sneak out. The toilet are known for being rank and they always reek and smell worse than dead fish.
Persons 1: oh look there’s someone that goes to Simon balle school
Person 2: *cringes* he’s so privileged with his iPad
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Simon Balle School 

'Best' school in Hertford. Full of wannabe gangster Year 8s and racist Year 7s. Collects outcasts like Pokemon. Biggest celebrity is George Ezra which explains a lot and has more inspirational speeches than diversity. Labelled posh school because it has chromebooks which are mainly used pornographic content. Would HIGHLY recommened.
He came from Simon Balle School which is why he failed in life
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