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Siebel
CRM software usually coded specifically for your company by a whiny little bitch of a programmer. It constantly crashes and slows down under pressure of more than 2 people modifying data.
Siebel by WickedDrag0oN January 22, 2007
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Siesel • Sidsel • Sissel • Sidsel Iversen • Siebel • Siegel • Seisel • sidselitis • Siebeled • siebelink
Siebeled
To have lots of your time wasted by Siebel, usually as a result of Siebel not working as specified, or having undocumented and unexpected features.
Developer 1: I just spent the last 6 hours trying to get this small Siebel (workflow, script, config) working, and it's still screwed. I think it hates me.
Developer 2: Mate, you just got Siebeled. You can be working till midnight each night for the rest of the week, and you'll still feel like you've gone nowhere.
Developer 1: Damn Siebel!
Developer 2: Mate, you just got Siebeled. You can be working till midnight each night for the rest of the week, and you'll still feel like you've gone nowhere.
Developer 1: Damn Siebel!
Siebeled by mostlegendary January 20, 2007
Siegel stain
Crusty residue left on fabrics and skin resulting from Male on Male group sex pornographic movie shoots.
Siegel stain by wardo021 February 27, 2015
Siebel
CRM software usually coded specifically for your company by a whiny little bitch of a programmer. It constantly crashes and slows down under pressure of more than 2 people modifying data.
Siebel by WickedDrag0oN December 14, 2008
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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