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CRM software usually coded specifically for your company by a whiny little bitch of a programmer. It constantly crashes and slows down under pressure of more than 2 people modifying data.
OMG THIS FUCKING SIEBEL, IT CRASHED AGAIN... OHH here it comes... yup... "false"
Siebel by WickedDrag0oN January 22, 2007
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Siebeled 

To have lots of your time wasted by Siebel, usually as a result of Siebel not working as specified, or having undocumented and unexpected features.
Developer 1: I just spent the last 6 hours trying to get this small Siebel (workflow, script, config) working, and it's still screwed. I think it hates me.
Developer 2: Mate, you just got Siebeled. You can be working till midnight each night for the rest of the week, and you'll still feel like you've gone nowhere.
Developer 1: Damn Siebel!
Siebeled by mostlegendary January 20, 2007

Siegel stain 

Crusty residue left on fabrics and skin resulting from Male on Male group sex pornographic movie shoots.
I will never get the smell out of this couch from all those Siegel stains.
Siegel stain by wardo021 February 27, 2015
normally a girl (nordic name) with a very profound meaning of her own. Sometimes Sidsel's can be very stubborn and proud but most of the time they are just funny people... with a mind of their own!
Sidsel by kaya88 February 22, 2010
CRM software usually coded specifically for your company by a whiny little bitch of a programmer. It constantly crashes and slows down under pressure of more than 2 people modifying data.
OMG THIS FUCKING SIEBEL, IT CRASHED AGAIN... OHH here it comes... yup... "false"
Siebel by WickedDrag0oN December 14, 2008
She is a wonderfull person, brown hair, really pretty ♥
She's intelligent, and never looks stupid. Sissel is the kind of person you would love to have next to you every day.

Sissel your loved ♥ .
i want to be a Sissel
Sissel by CandSforever June 8, 2011