Writing or texting with a random assortment of vowels and consonants that do not form actual words. Samglish is usually meant to display a feeling exasperation or heightened emotion. The name derives from a combination of the words "Same" and "English" as it can usually only be understood and interpreted in settings where the other individuals are experiencing a similar emotion as the Samglish user.
Blane: I didn't study for the math test at all fhsnakdotk
Oscar: I can't understand your Samglish I really thought the test was pretty easy
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).