Skip to main content

Shalangabanged 

Shalangabanged is to be so drunk u cant remember anything!

Wasted beyond all memory of a day or evening!
Man i was so shalangabanged last night!
Shalangabanged by Craig07 February 17, 2010

Shyamalan Groan 

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie
"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*
Shyamalan Groan by The Minn September 22, 2010

Shyamalan 

Someone who is spontaneous, sporadic, and friendly by nature, the epitome of good vibes. This person is the manifestation of the phrase “there are no mistakes” and someone who is smart yet a child at heart. Shyamalan is a person who you can stay up till 3 am with laughing, and in turn wouldn’t waver in staying awake with you and comforting you through your lowest because they’re so caring and love their friends. This person will lift your mood with their funny and positive nature and you can trust that they’d never let you fall of a swing! Think of any negative adjective to describe a person and Shyamalan would be the opposite of that. Consider yourself lucky if you have a Shyamalan in your life because they’ll bring you joy and be there for you whenever you need them (just like a Pokémon). This amazing human will listen to the shit you have to say every day without any complaint and make you feel way better with their greatly appreciated dirty humour and roasts.
You're never lonely if you have a Shyamalan in your life.
Shyamalan by PurpleHandGang January 12, 2021

shazanga 

1. a term referring to juices remaining after a failed abortion
2. a term of joy or happiness
1. Doctor I believe you have a bit of shazanga on your shoe from the previous appointment.
2. Shazanga! The yankees just won the world series!
shazanga by max588 October 28, 2007

shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

Shabangabang 

people can retire to Shabangabang where they can enjoy; golf (and sheep) relaxing on the beach (with sheep)
Shabangabang by *sic March 26, 2009