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A professional programmer born in Moscow, Russia.
Later moved to New York, United States.
Don't act Shurik.
Oh, you must be a wannabe Shurik.
shurik by Undefined Protocol May 30, 2018

Fatima & Shurik 

Shurik & Fatima are the best cutiest couple ever.
Fatima wants shurik so bad.
Bro Fatima would do anything for Shurik.
Fatima would cook anything for Shurik.
Fatima & Shurik are f*cking.
Fatima & Shurik by Scamood February 4, 2023

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Occam's Shuriken 

A problem-solving principle, first devised by Ross Scott in his webseries "Freeman's Mind." The principle states that when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.
Ninjas! Of course, that's like rule number one! It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.
Occam's Shuriken by JimJava007 February 15, 2015
A hot princess who LOVES to be friends with others. Quite badass and usually is a huge fan of music. Doesn’t have many crushes but will crush heavily on one. Will end up with a HOT man. 🔥 sexyyy
OMG IT’S A SHRIKA. I NEEED ONE. OMG
shrika by BAWSE12W12 June 3, 2018
Noun. One who is amazing at what they do.

Verb. To perform in an awe-inspiring manner.
He is so good at football. He is such a shurk.

That dunk was amazing, they are totally shurkin' right now.
Shurk by JoeWeiner February 3, 2013