Shuck Fuck 

When farmers get lonely (once their daughters move out), sometimes they will shuck an ear of corn, and insert said ear into their own/acquaintance's/mistress/pig's anus. Shuck fuck.

I done been so lonely since Carla Jean went off to work at Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace, that I had to resort to shuck fuckin! But there ain't no amount o' corn that can shuck fuck my depression away...

Shuck Fuck by Crusty Howard April 21, 2017

shuck fuck 

The act of having sex in a corn maze

“Hey Stephanie, we're in a corn maze, this is a perfect opportunity to shuck fuck”

shuck fuck by I like kiddos May 14, 2024

shuck fuck 

(verb) the act of having sex in a corn maze.

“Yo Stephanie, we're in a corn maze...now's the perfect opportunity to shuck fuck 😎😩”

shuck fuck by I like kiddos May 14, 2024

shluck fuck 

The female version of a hand job.

Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.

shluck fuck by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014

Suck Fuck

(Also known as Blow Job)

The action of the man's genitalia being placed into the partner's mouth and sucked.

"Ah Jane gives such a good Suck Fuck."

Suck Fuck by meeeeowwwwwmeowmeow August 30, 2009

Suck Fuck Goose 

When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...

"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."

Suck Fuck Goose by Chad smith has a brother Brad July 1, 2016

Smuck Fuck 

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!

Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!

Smuck Fuck by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020