Shrooming out

When you take so much shrooms that you fall into a pit to where you can’t tell what’s real and what’s not

Friend 1:Dude is your uncle shrooming out right now

Friend 2: yeah he does it before funerals and work

Shrooming out by Scooby snack stoner March 6, 2019

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole by Kipst3r September 15, 2013

shooting your eye out 

something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"

Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...

shooting your eye out by Ralphie1963 December 19, 2009