Shricter 

The combination of the word Schralp, and Ricter. Commonly used by surfers.

Hey Bra wanna go get some spicy pork rinds?
Hell ya, fo Shricter!

Shricter by Andrew Goudreau April 2, 2008

shrinter 

original idea: to create an output device - half shredder, half printer - for extremely confidential documents.
in real life: a printer that produces more paper jam and torn paper than usable output due to technical malfunction

the printer in my office is definitely a shrinter...

shrinter by Wayne Schlegel November 28, 2006