A combination of Shrek and salvation. To be saved by his holy ogreness and be led down the path of righteousness. We all want to be welcomed into the great swamp in the sky when it's all ogre.
I used to smoke crack and sell drugs to the community, but after my Shrekvation I just want a donkey who talks and makes waffles
When Mark went through his Shrekvation he finally realized that his destiny in life was to make the world a swamp that accepted all
An athletic contest that consists of 4 movies. Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third and Shrek forever after. According to the original rules, all movies must be watched in One sitting (final credits included).
Yeah dude I had a rough weekend, I tried to compete in a Shreklathlon but I didn’t prepare enough. I’ll try again next year..
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"