Shrek the Third

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.

ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"

Shrek the Third by SlapChopDj June 19, 2010

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Shrek the Third

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

Shrek the Third by ImObsessed April 26, 2021

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Shrek the Third

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.

Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

Shrek the Third by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

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Shrek the Third

Not even the SCP Foundation can contain this

Shrek the Third is not just one of the worst sequels ever, but also a terrible fan fiction that was somehow animated with a big enough budget

Shrek the Third by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021

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Hop on Shrek the Third

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.

Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"

Hop on Shrek the Third by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

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Shreck the Third

Following shrecked and shreck two'ed, an event in which the affected person is heavily under the influence of alcohol and marijuana, and proceeds to defecate on someone's chest, preferably at a party.

Jesus, dude. You missed a real shitshow last night - Katherine was Shreck the Third. She crapped all over Christian's chest!

Shreck the Third by motleyfuel January 7, 2009

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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