Shrek 5

The elusive 5th installment of the Shrek franchise. Legend has it that it lurks just beyond reach. Biding it’s time until it is ready to be thrust upon the world. When it arrives, some say, the world will shake, onions will ripen, and the heavens above will open up, as the ogrelord descends to great us, his beloved children. Every last man woman and child will kneel before him, as he plays the movie on the largest tv he can find. The world will watch Shrek 5 together, in one true moment of unity. And then after the movie is over, the ogrelord will leave us. His parting words the last evidence of his arrival. His parting words,

Shrek is love...
Shrek is life

Guy one: bro there’s no good movies in 2019.
Guy two: yeah bro.
*ground shakes violently as the air gains an oniony smell”
*Lightning bursts and thunder claps as the skys are ripped apart by the ogrelord*
*the ogrelord plays Shrek 5 on the biggest TV he can find*
Guy one: bro
Guy two: bro

Shrek 5 by ThePrimalEarth June 13, 2019

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shrek 5

an anime based on a mythical being named shrek. a must see for any newcomers to anime.

dude, have you seen shrek 5 yet?

no, but i heard it's really good.

shrek 5 by th4t n3rdy 9uy November 27, 2016

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Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies

Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW

Shrek 5 by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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