The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.
*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
"but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis
"Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis
"apparently i was just chillingsomewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn
An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continuesback and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.
Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!
totally beautiful really caring :)
usually islander
shontai is sometimes a dancer or singer
if so she is amazing at it
totally sexy and hot
shontai's usually have the best eyes and hair
she makes an excellent gf so if u ever go out wit her make sure u take care of her
person1: omg dude who is she
person2: dunno but she is super sexy
person1: shes such a shontai