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Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.
We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.
shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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Shoremate 

A term used by naval personnel to communicate with one another when not knowing the persons rank/rate/name. Unlike the term 'shipmate' this term is used while being in a shore duty station and is a more friendly, less aggressive term, and positive to accomplish a goal without seeming hostile .
Hey shoremate how's your day going?
Shoremate i noticed your blowsing strap came loose please fix it.
Shoremate duty section is secured you are relieved for liberty.
Shoremate by Doddfather July 25, 2019

Shrumthi 

A cool, sweet, pretty Tamil. Also can be known as Madurai or Mamai.
Shrumthi is the sweetest thing in the world that ever happened to me!
Shrumthi by Detroit Malu Joe November 3, 2003
noun: (shore-mm)

Someone who is more than your friend or family. Someone who could hold a knife to your throat or a gun to your head without causing you the slightest worry. Someone you'd die for and even kill for, but who would do anything in their power to keep you from having to do so.
I was showing Laura one of my swords and without warning swung it at her neck stopping half an inch away, yet she didn't so much as flinch. Laura is my shorm.
shorm by Shades of Grey June 9, 2005
Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.
You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.
Shrump by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011

shotumentary

a series of photos that make up a story. popular in blogs and the like...
in regards to the bear in the photoblog, the artiste disclaimed "no animals were harmed in the making of this 3-shotumentary."
shotumentary by seajhay October 17, 2005