Short bus rider 

A person who is not very smart; a little slow. Referring to the buses in a school district that transport the "special needs" students.

When Jessica Simpson asked if tuna was fish or chicken, some people said she might be a short bus rider.

Short bus rider by Lizzie H October 19, 2005

short bus rider 

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

short bus rider by amy christ April 29, 2005

short bus riders 

2 mg yellow and rectangle zanax bars; causes "slowness"

Look how zooted he be lookin... you know he be on them short bus riders!

short bus riders by natedogg51 May 3, 2014

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home 

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.

That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home by Thanks for the help Melp. May 14, 2008

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

ride the short bus by snarkette April 23, 2003

Ride the short bus both ways 

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

Ride the short bus both ways by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008