Shopwife

A business "partner" who becomes a virtual spouse. Often at the expense of one (or both) of the business partners' "official" spouses. Comic hi-jinks ensue...

He spends more time with his shopwife than he does with his old lady.

by handbooks September 25, 2013

Showifer

Using your shower (to the hottest temperature so we can get the steam) as a humidifier when you have A CONGESTED NOSE and want to breathe but don't have an actual humidifier so

Me: I need a showifer because I can't breathe through this congested nose

by STARWAR23 December 19, 2023