Shoes off

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This is when someone has passed out at a party, and isn't allowed to be messed with because that’s where they intended to sleep. It was purposeful. If the shoes are still on, they are free game because they passed out.

“Don’t mess with her, she took her shoes off , she’s off limits”

Shoes off by BLA222 December 30, 2019

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shoes off

Someone who can drop mad beats and spit dank rhymes

That guy drops mad beats, he's so shoes off

shoes off by Shoesy January 11, 2015

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Shoes off

A geordie saying for feeling randy

I’m shoes off me

Shoes off by Newcastleman123 November 28, 2021

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Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

Shoes off deuce by JRpoo January 15, 2020

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shoes off party

a lame fucking party

it was a shoes off party, if you know what i mean

shoes off party by drtyshrly March 2, 2024

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Kicking your shoes off

A colourful practice that has increasingly common during Zoom calls in the pandemic. Some people find it helps to relieve their lockdown stress, and take solace in the freedoms that would get them fired under normal circumstances.

Just make sure that your camera's not on.

Moderator: Your camera is shaking - what are you up to?

Jeffrey Toobin: Just "kicking my shoes off"...

Moderator: "Kicking your shoes off?"...

Kicking your shoes off by Dr Filthperv May 11, 2021

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I fuck with my shoes off

What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.

I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son

I fuck with my shoes off by anonymous September 20, 2020

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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