Shoeiler

A weirdo with bad music taste who bleeds from his butt

"this guy is in shoeiler gang" -Conner Prosser (nft specialist)

by ConnerProsser March 19, 2022

shoeclerk

Someone more interested in making sure the letter of the law is followed even if it runs contrary to the spirit/intent of the law

Soldier 1: I'm about to deploy to a combat zone and I couldn't get a new helmet from supply.
Soldier 2: Out of stock, huh?
Solider 1: No, they had five of them in my size but said I couldn't have them. Their new regulations state they are always "required to have five in stock at all times" in case someone needs them.
Soldier 2: What a shoeclerk!

by Gipper McGee December 6, 2010