1.) Bob- "Hey, after I finished Prosser, I was able to get a job in construction and am doing pretty well!"
Joe-"Wow, congrats dude!"

2.) Tim- "Shit dude, I'm so glad I go to Prosser rather than learning! All we do is look at diesel engines, chew, and make fun of our 'teacher'. It's dirty."
Tyrece Jones- "You're pathetic."

3.) Haley- "Pffft, did you see that dude rockin' the Carhart coveralls?"
Kim- "HAHA, yea. PROSSER!!!!"

4.) Dwayne (stoned)- "Hey, I went from that pineapple into Mr.Jackson's car and in the hay field barn."
Carter- "Prosser."

5.) <Awkward silence>
Chris- "Prosser!"
<Communal laughter>

I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.

1. "Ooooh, look over there, there's a prosser on the roof. Look at its curly hair and furry feet."
2. "Lets go to the zoo and watch the prosser feeding"
3. Scene from horror film
Girl 1: I have a bad feeling about this house, somethings giving me the creeps.
Girl 2: I reckon the basement is the safest place, don't you
Girl 1: Maybe, but i think i saw a prosser burrow earlier, we could be walking into a trap.

This situation is getting out of control, someone get on the blower and call prosser and the P-Team