Shoe Hands 

When your style of game playing is so bad there's no other explanation other than you are playing with shoes on your hands (Can be one or both hands).

A metaphor for players who are bad at playing games which involve the use of both or one hand(s)

"How can Sarah be so bad at aiming? " - T-800

"What do you expect? She's obviously playing with Shoe Hands" - Kyle Reese

Shoe Hands by IndieManuel May 17, 2015

Shoe Hand 

When something bazaar or unusual just happened.

Something you weren't expecting.

When you're at a stop sign and a car on a perpendicular road speeds across, and smashes into something like a school bus.

or

This one time my dad was checking my sisters car parked in the drive way, Until he hears a rustling sound by his car. at first he thinks it is something in the bushes, but when he stares in that direction he notices his spare tire on the back of his car is moving unusually, and then it pops. He says "What the heck?" and he comes inside to tell me the story later that evening, and I thought to myself WOAH Shoe Hand.

Shoe Hand by Menalaghalaghalaghalagha November 10, 2010