shoe face
one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.
shoe face by mellers and jackers November 9, 2005
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shoe face
shoe face by Toronto Socialites July 28, 2008
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shoe face • Shoe faced • Shoeface Kid • Shoe Horn • Shoe laces • shoe whore • shoe bee • Shoe-icide • shoe size • shoe-be
Shoe Face
Shoe Face by heylookitsbla July 25, 2018
Shoe faced
Trey was barefoot the rest of Halloween night because Lauren was shoe faced!
Lauren shoe faced all in my Sperrys.
Lauren, why do my Chucks smell like vomit? You are shoe faced!
Lauren shoe faced all in my Sperrys.
Lauren, why do my Chucks smell like vomit? You are shoe faced!
Shoe faced by tweedledeeandfriends August 14, 2013
shoeface
verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.
Shoeface Kid
A sample of footage or dialogue used in a motion picture trailer, which inadvertently makes the film look undesirable.
"That shot where the kid got kicked in the balls by the elephant--man, that was such a shoeface kid."
Originates from the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution, in which a teenager kicks his opponent in the face, and a freeze-frame close-up of his shoe connecting with the other's face is shown.
Originates from the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution, in which a teenager kicks his opponent in the face, and a freeze-frame close-up of his shoe connecting with the other's face is shown.
Shoeface Kid by Zibraltar January 23, 2009
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