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Shobnog
Shobnog
Shobnog by Darren Kirk September 7, 2023
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Shobogan Hogan part 1

the technical term to define a sexual encounter that may occur while traveling to West Virgina for a ski trip. Three people, one male and two females of which one is a neutral party and does not partake in any sexual activity, are in involved. The male in question must be wearing sweat pants (jeans are oppitional and may be substituted for the for mentioned sweat pants)and a north face jacket and or a hoodie from the home school team of the said person. The female not partaking in any sexual comment must be sitting in the seat on the back of the bus to the left of the male who is sitting in a seat closest to the isle. The female taking part in the sexual contact must be laying across both the male and neutral female with their head laying across the neutral females lap and the torso and or ass across the lap of the male. The female then must slight raise her right
Hogan received a Shobogan Hogan Part 1 while on the charter bus
Shobogan Hogan part 1 by M-F January 22, 2008

Shobogan Hogan part 2 

Leg and then slowly play with the males upper thigh and or quad muscles. Then after minutes of senseless teasing, the female then must begin to slowly reach towards the males genitalia. Upon reaching the genitalia, the female begins to diddle with the for mentioned genitalia. This stroking of the cock must occur outside the males pants and no direct contact with the penis may be made. The male, in question, may also not experience an erection or "hard-on" of any form. Please note that this may lead to a Taylor Whaler
Shobogan Hogan Part 2 was constantly discussed in the 2-1 TRE
Shobogan Hogan part 2 by M-F January 22, 2008

shoboggan 

The term used whenever an individual cannot remember the proper name of "toboggan".
"Guys it's like that Olympic sport where you use Shoboggans. No seriously it's a real thing look it up."
shoboggan by BioNudle November 4, 2023
Derogatory term used for people with less chromosomes then a grape.
Fucking Jared's a real slobnog I swear.
Slobnog by THETHRONGLER241 May 12, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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