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Shnage

Bill Clinton stuffed his Shnage up Monika Lewinsky's cooter.
by DC March 22, 2004
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poop shnaegel

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.
Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.
by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009
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SHANGER

Pronounced Sh-k-ang-er. Plural shangers.The word shanger means someone who's a mad yolk, dope or ejit. A lover of the Ra. UP THE RA
"Ah lad ur some shanger"
by UP THE RA FUCK THE LOT OF YE September 6, 2016
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shnaggyhose

A very handsome man that will help your step sis out the dryer.
Be a shnaggyhose and stop being a bitch
by Imsleep_25 February 12, 2021
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Shnake

A typical native of county Kerry, Ireland. A sneaky person who looks out for number one and has only their own interests at heart. Derivative of snake
He shnaked out of being the designated driver.

That Daithi is an awful shnake.

Sure they're all shnakes in Kerry.
by DaithiMacLiam December 21, 2013
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snagel

A snagel is a delicious treat found at the Bandersnatch at Denison University in Ohio. To make a snagel, toast a plain bagel, spread your favorite cream cheese, then top generously with brown sugar. Mmmmm.
Man, I could really go for a delicious snagel right now.
by megaaerodyne May 25, 2010
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shmagedingaled

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.
-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“
by Xrimbi January 22, 2014
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