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Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.

2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.

Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz
Yo Chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.
by DanMD19 October 11, 2009
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(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile
I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake
by steve July 28, 2003
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v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.

See Mingle.
What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.
by enbob89 January 29, 2005
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(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.
Dude, you totally shmoozed her.
by greekhyperion September 25, 2007
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(Verb) To shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. It often involves 'slicking' one's hair back using product, water and a comb. 'Shmoozing' is seen by many as an art.
"Howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes"

"Howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god damn nice"

"I'm just off for a shmooze - the birds will appreciate it later"
by ClassicPhil69er December 10, 2010
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the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes
ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.
by joe momma May 27, 2003
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The way in which a teacher of middle age possibly a male physics teacher flirts in an effort to gain dominance. This could be done through cheek or teasing.
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by Shmoozingturkey June 12, 2018
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