shmoog

a very annoying dog.

friend "dude, your shmoog is barking again.." or guy: " hey what happened to your dog?" other guy: " it was a shmoog.. it had to go."

by fart69-1945 December 07, 2011

shmoog

noun;
Someone who is uncool. Thinks he/she is more important than others. You would call someone that when they did something ridiculous or said something humorless.

Can be used as:
Shmoogs
Shmoogle
Shoogy

"Shmoog, that was a pretty cool joke." (Sarcastically)

by Gray Gray96 November 19, 2009

Shmoog

To describe anything that is zamning.

Describing someone as a friend. Term of endearment.

Damn Turro, that Jacket is shmoog as hell.

Jos, what's going on my shmoog.

by prodbyjos December 14, 2022

Shmoog

The uncomfortable 2-3 minutes after pooping where you don’t want to stand, sit, walk, or really do anything.

Person 1: hey man, let’s get going!
Person 2: give me a minute, I’ve got shmoog.

by AlBauce April 11, 2019

Shmoog

Nicotine Device

Ayo Matthew or James can I shmoog that shmog

by STIZEL April 13, 2020

Shmoog

The sound a baby makes while sucking on a pacifier

The baby made such a loud Shmoog sound when he sucked his pacifier

by Shaun Frank December 05, 2007

Shmoog

That gay shit that you think people named kris do

Did u hear that bitch ass kris was shmooging

by I don’t know seems kinda gay November 06, 2019