Shmemories

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.

I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.

by Rtsketch June 8, 2021

Shmemory

A bad or traumatic memory

Highschool is just a big shmemory for me.

by Yibbisher October 15, 2021