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**Memories that last seconds. Sometimes you don't want memories or pictures to last forever -- just seconds. Snapchat has become so popular with the younger generation because when your getting crunk you only want to have slemories. You don't want everlasting memories. Slemory
Krissy sent some topless {slemories } last night on Snapchat. Thank god for vodka, Snapchat and the great Slemory.

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slemories by gil bates November 23, 2017
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Shmemories 

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.
I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.
Shmemories by Rtsketch June 8, 2021
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shemorie 

shemorie is a simple young guy notbing special he has dark brown skin, short hair, 5’7,doesn’t care much for his style but likes the color yellow, he likes basketball and listening to music and taking naps. he’s very nocholant he’s a good guy to vent to and even though he was a very private person he went threw really hard times but he’s so strong that every day no matter what she continues. i fell in love with him didn’t end well still not over him and sometimes i wish i could go back because even though we were so toxic we had nice moments. we ended for the better though it hurt way more then it made me happy and although i couldn’t leave he did because he knew he wasn’t doing me much good we ended for the better and i’m glad we did but i wish we still had our spark there yk? but shemorie is one of the best kids you’ll ever meet you just gotta put effort into it.
shemorie is so excited
shemorie by vmpd April 28, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026