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The act of pleasuring a female with your fingers while smoking opiates at the same time simultaneously.
I got my ole lady off at the same time as me by givi g her a shmairken.
Shmairken by JayMkay August 20, 2021
Words you can keep
The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.
Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"
shirken by Kwatter June 24, 2014

Shairene 

The most beautiful person you can ever meet, inside and out. She is the type of person who will stays with you through your darkest days. She is introvert so she only have a few friends. She loves chocolate so much and gifts. She will help you with your academic activities. She loves to explore new adventures. She loves calm sea and mountain. She appreciates small things and will give you ice cream when you cry. She loves music and most of all she's a loyal person. So if you have a shairene, you must protect that girl at all cost.
Person 1: I really want to meet someone like shairene
Person 2: I know right!! She always know what to do and is not a kill joy person.
Shairene by your greatest lover November 23, 2021

Shmarknotes 

The combination of two book summary websites, Shmoop.com and Sparknotes.com. Used in order to get a top-notch summary of a book, which is especially useful senior year.
John: Yo man did you read that book? The quiz we had was impossible.

Chuck: Nah man, but I read Shmarknotes so I knew twice the details! It was a piece of cake.
Shmarknotes by Searight March 18, 2011

shaireen 

The name Shaireen means a beautiful women with a big big ass like ..
Shaireen got big butt
shaireen by bestfrenss November 24, 2021

Shmarkinin 

A teenage boy who has the inability to think for himself
My older brother is so Shmarkinin
Shmarkinin by dinglebut26 April 19, 2022

Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin 

"Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin" - the retarded kid
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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