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The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.
Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"
shirken by Kwatter June 24, 2014

Shairene 

The most beautiful person you can ever meet, inside and out. She is the type of person who will stays with you through your darkest days. She is introvert so she only have a few friends. She loves chocolate so much and gifts. She will help you with your academic activities. She loves to explore new adventures. She loves calm sea and mountain. She appreciates small things and will give you ice cream when you cry. She loves music and most of all she's a loyal person. So if you have a shairene, you must protect that girl at all cost.
Person 1: I really want to meet someone like shairene
Person 2: I know right!! She always know what to do and is not a kill joy person.
Shairene by your greatest lover November 23, 2021

Shmarknotes 

The combination of two book summary websites, Shmoop.com and Sparknotes.com. Used in order to get a top-notch summary of a book, which is especially useful senior year.
John: Yo man did you read that book? The quiz we had was impossible.

Chuck: Nah man, but I read Shmarknotes so I knew twice the details! It was a piece of cake.
Shmarknotes by Searight March 18, 2011

shaireen 

The name Shaireen means a beautiful women with a big big ass like ..
Shaireen got big butt
shaireen by bestfrenss November 24, 2021

Shmarkinin 

A teenage boy who has the inability to think for himself
My older brother is so Shmarkinin
Shmarkinin by dinglebut26 April 19, 2022

Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin 

The noise a retarded kid makes
"Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin" - the retarded kid
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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