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Shmabe

A sexy mother fucker. A nickname for Gabe or Gabriel. An icon, a definite smash in everyone’s book.
Shmabe is so fucking hot I just wanna give him a wet willy
by Dr Dubayah November 29, 2021
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Shmameese

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.
Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.
by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
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Shmafe

Let’s go for a shmafe before Seder .
Can I get a shmafe?
by Mashpia_aviyah March 25, 2021
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smabedab

A guy who can score some major ass in the gay circles. This word originates from the gay circles of Copenhagen and it has been used to describe the so called 'players' of the gay world
Dude, Check that guy out! He's a real smabedab!
by Smabedab February 15, 2008
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shmale

shmales love to eat kosher flakes
by sillylove123 August 16, 2012
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shmagedingaled

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.
-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“
by Xrimbi January 22, 2014
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shmobe

An idiot coworker that thinks they are a genius. They are also very conceited and think life revolves around them.

They are most likely from a big city like Chicago, NYC, or DC and think their city is the ONLY city. They only wear name brand clothing like Patagonia to make them feel special. All Brads and Chads are considered shmobes.
Anna "I just had to make the stupidest Excel document for Jared while he is smoking a cigar in a robe. That guy literally couldn't use an iPod Nano"
Kayla "I know right, he's always telling me to do my job and live my life!"
JB "That dude is such a shmobe."
Kayla "Holy shit, he's SUCH a shmobe!"
Anna "The Shombiest."
by richard parker February 6, 2018
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