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Shloppy Shannons 

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.
"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."
Shloppy Shannons by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006
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Sloppy Shannon 

Where your friends joke about fucking your mom, but secretly they actually are.
Damn I just got done with Sloppy Shannon last night. I bet Kody will never know the truth.
Sloppy Shannon by MotherFer69 June 16, 2025