Shlong Burgler 

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

Shlong Burgler by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

shlong burger 

To eat a shlong in burger form🙃

Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger

shlong burger by 😛😛😛😛😛 March 4, 2016

Schlongburgler 

One who consistently participates in thievery of said "schlong". By thievery, I of course mean gobbling schlong in a variety of orificies; ear, mouth, you name it.

That guy Dave is such a schlongburgler, he makes Clay Aiken look like the brawny man.

Schlongburgler by Schlongburgler January 13, 2009