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Shlong bong 

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)
Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong
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Shlong Bong 

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.
Shlong Bong by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

Bong Shlong 

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong
Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong
Bong Shlong by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

schlong bong 

n. Something that's great fun to take a toke on.
Hey bitch, why don't you take a hit on the old schlong bong. Zzzzip!

Shong-Bong 

A morph of the words Shong a long and Bong which mean Penis and Drug container but mainly points at marijuana or drugs in general. Shong-Bong means Dick Drug which is Viagra.
John: Helen did you see my Shong-Bong?
Helen: I threw it out
John: Damnit Helen
Shong-Bong by hagrido March 9, 2018

shlong bonger

Shlong bonger is a type of a dirty, cheap prostitute. Usually from the asian decent.
"Oh man that trip was sick. I fucked so many schlong bongers it was redicoulous."

" i know. Shlong bonger love is good shit"
shlong bonger by optimus prime. March 13, 2009
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