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(Turkish or Persian, n.) The Balkans is geopolitical region that is within southeastern Europe. Within the region's several countries, there is a total of 55,000,000 people (if we are counting the Greek Islands), or 32,000,000 people within the region's peninsula.
The term "balkans" originally came from the Persian "balk", which means mud, and the Turkish suffix "kan" which is a swampy forest. However, in modern Turkish, the word "balkan" means "a chain of wooded mountains".
A home to a wide variety of cultures, countries, and consistently useless and pointless wars, the region is well known for its exportation of competent individuals with slightly nationalistic tendencies, exceptionally strong liquor, (apparently) good wine, very tasty but fat-inducing cuisinery, gästarbeiters for Western countries, and the term known as "balkanization", which is a pejorative term for the fragmentation of a larger region or state into smaller regions or states that are often hostile or uncooperative with each other because of pointless differences.
The region contains the Adriatic, Ionian, Aegean, and Mediterranean seas, the Dinaric and Albanian Alps, and certain places that are either popular with tourists or underrated. The highest peak in the Balkans is Mt. Musala, and the Balkans is home to various amounts of flora and fauna.
The term "balkans" originally came from the Persian "balk", which means mud, and the Turkish suffix "kan" which is a swampy forest. However, in modern Turkish, the word "balkan" means "a chain of wooded mountains".
A home to a wide variety of cultures, countries, and consistently useless and pointless wars, the region is well known for its exportation of competent individuals with slightly nationalistic tendencies, exceptionally strong liquor, (apparently) good wine, very tasty but fat-inducing cuisinery, gästarbeiters for Western countries, and the term known as "balkanization", which is a pejorative term for the fragmentation of a larger region or state into smaller regions or states that are often hostile or uncooperative with each other because of pointless differences.
The region contains the Adriatic, Ionian, Aegean, and Mediterranean seas, the Dinaric and Albanian Alps, and certain places that are either popular with tourists or underrated. The highest peak in the Balkans is Mt. Musala, and the Balkans is home to various amounts of flora and fauna.
yeah, no matter how much i don't want to admit it because it's a piece of shit, i'm from the balkans
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary July 19, 2021
Get the balkansmug. (UK, MLE, verb) To "yitch" someone is to violently stab someone with something. Commonly used in place with "ying" and "ching".
___ he already got yitch, ___ he already got yitch, the other one nearly got yitched but my man ran off and left his kids!
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary May 15, 2021
Get the yitchmug. (UK, MLE, n.) A badmon/badman is what a roadman would refer to himself in London. The word itself comes from Jamaican Patois. People involved on road never say they're a roadman, because nobody actually says that since it sounds off-putting. One calling himself a badmon/badman is essentially saying (or claiming) that he's involved, however in some cases that person is desperate for clout.
Tion Wayne is a badmon
"badmon don't eat pork, get man suttin else fuck is wrong with u g are you tapped"
"badmon don't eat pork, get man suttin else fuck is wrong with u g are you tapped"
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary July 19, 2021
Get the badmonmug. (Slavic, n.) In most Slavic speaking countries, a narkoman is the equivalent to a junkie or a drug addict.
Stereotypically, they will look like theyre beyond skinny, messed up hair and facial expressions, etc.
Stereotypically, they will look like theyre beyond skinny, messed up hair and facial expressions, etc.
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary July 21, 2021
Get the narkomanmug. (n. Albanian) This word is used to denote anyone that does not speak Albanian, or is not Albanian themselves.
Usually, this word is used in a derogatory manner towards many of Albania's (un)friendly neighbours, such as the Serbs, Montenegrins, and Macedonians.
To a smaller extent, this can be used to denote Croats and Bosniaks, but in some case the Albanians of Italy use the words "shklan" and "shklerisht" to denote Italians, and the Arvanites of Greece use the word "shkla" to denote Greeks.
Although to Albanians, this isn't a word that's just supposed to be rude and offensive. However, to minorities of Albanian-majority communities, this word is often meant to degrade them and negatively portray them as a 5th column in their community.
Usually, this word is used in a derogatory manner towards many of Albania's (un)friendly neighbours, such as the Serbs, Montenegrins, and Macedonians.
To a smaller extent, this can be used to denote Croats and Bosniaks, but in some case the Albanians of Italy use the words "shklan" and "shklerisht" to denote Italians, and the Arvanites of Greece use the word "shkla" to denote Greeks.
Although to Albanians, this isn't a word that's just supposed to be rude and offensive. However, to minorities of Albanian-majority communities, this word is often meant to degrade them and negatively portray them as a 5th column in their community.
SQ:
#1: Kam dëgjuar se shkauni (accusative shkije) u përpoq të prekte një vajzë të re në një shkollë.
#2: Vërtet?
#3: Ma jo, dhia e preku, je budalla?
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EN:
#1: I heard this shkije guy tried touching a young girl in school.
#2: Really?!
#1: Well, no, the fuckin' goat touched her. Are you dumb?
#1: Kam dëgjuar se shkauni (accusative shkije) u përpoq të prekte një vajzë të re në një shkollë.
#2: Vërtet?
#3: Ma jo, dhia e preku, je budalla?
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EN:
#1: I heard this shkije guy tried touching a young girl in school.
#2: Really?!
#1: Well, no, the fuckin' goat touched her. Are you dumb?
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary April 4, 2022
Get the Shkijemug. (Serbo-Croatian, n.) - Originally coming from a word Germans from the Swabian province of Germany that have settled along the Danube and Sava rivers in the Balkans up until their mass exodus during the early days of SFR Yugoslavia, this word has since carried onto those of Balkan origin that live in German-speaking countries, that being Germany, Switzerland, and Austria. It carries a pejorative meaning towards those growing up in those countries to be those who are "spoiled" or have "sold their soul for money", seeing as if they only have a semblance for comparing their living conditions to those of their countries of origin.
1. ma jebem ti mater švabo, zasto si prodao zivot samo da zaradis koji kusur? jesi li ti lud?!
2. nema veze, sad imam novac, bolji život, inače se neću vratiti
2. nema veze, sad imam novac, bolji život, inače se neću vratiti
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary May 10, 2024
Get the švabomug. by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary May 15, 2021
Get the chingmug.