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narkoman

(Slavic, n.) In most Slavic speaking countries, a narkoman is the equivalent to a junkie or a drug addict.

Stereotypically, they will look like theyre beyond skinny, messed up hair and facial expressions, etc.
what the fucks with this narkoman, i swear he needs to leave me alone
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary July 21, 2021
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balkans

(Turkish or Persian, n.) The Balkans is geopolitical region that is within southeastern Europe. Within the region's several countries, there is a total of 55,000,000 people (if we are counting the Greek Islands), or 32,000,000 people within the region's peninsula.

The term "balkans" originally came from the Persian "balk", which means mud, and the Turkish suffix "kan" which is a swampy forest. However, in modern Turkish, the word "balkan" means "a chain of wooded mountains".

A home to a wide variety of cultures, countries, and consistently useless and pointless wars, the region is well known for its exportation of competent individuals with slightly nationalistic tendencies, exceptionally strong liquor, (apparently) good wine, very tasty but fat-inducing cuisinery, gästarbeiters for Western countries, and the term known as "balkanization", which is a pejorative term for the fragmentation of a larger region or state into smaller regions or states that are often hostile or uncooperative with each other because of pointless differences.

The region contains the Adriatic, Ionian, Aegean, and Mediterranean seas, the Dinaric and Albanian Alps, and certain places that are either popular with tourists or underrated. The highest peak in the Balkans is Mt. Musala, and the Balkans is home to various amounts of flora and fauna.
yeah, no matter how much i don't want to admit it because it's a piece of shit, i'm from the balkans
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary July 19, 2021
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badmon

(UK, MLE, n.) A badmon/badman is what a roadman would refer to himself in London. The word itself comes from Jamaican Patois. People involved on road never say they're a roadman, because nobody actually says that since it sounds off-putting. One calling himself a badmon/badman is essentially saying (or claiming) that he's involved, however in some cases that person is desperate for clout.
Tion Wayne is a badmon

"badmon don't eat pork, get man suttin else fuck is wrong with u g are you tapped"
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary July 19, 2021
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Shkije

(n. Albanian) This word is used to denote anyone that does not speak Albanian, or is not Albanian themselves.

Usually, this word is used in a derogatory manner towards many of Albania's (un)friendly neighbours, such as the Serbs, Montenegrins, and Macedonians.

To a smaller extent, this can be used to denote Croats and Bosniaks, but in some case the Albanians of Italy use the words "shklan" and "shklerisht" to denote Italians, and the Arvanites of Greece use the word "shkla" to denote Greeks.

Although to Albanians, this isn't a word that's just supposed to be rude and offensive. However, to minorities of Albanian-majority communities, this word is often meant to degrade them and negatively portray them as a 5th column in their community.
SQ:

#1: Kam dëgjuar se shkauni (accusative shkije) u përpoq të prekte një vajzë të re në një shkollë.

#2: Vërtet?

#3: Ma jo, dhia e preku, je budalla?

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EN:

#1: I heard this shkije guy tried touching a young girl in school.

#2: Really?!

#1: Well, no, the fuckin' goat touched her. Are you dumb?
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary April 4, 2022
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poturica

(Serbo-Croatian, n.) This is an extremely offensive word towards Muslims that are native to the Balkans, in a rough translation it means "turkified" or to "turn into a little turk".

Primarily used by Serbs and to a lesser extent Croats, this word has historical connotations to the Ottoman campaign in the Balkans where they held the region for roughly 500-600 years. During this time, many have converted to Islam and have been given prominence in Ottoman society and well-paying job opportunities, hence to "turn into little turks". To the Christians of the region, they see this as "betraying their forefathers who have rejected Christ and converted to Islam becauss they wouldve been killed for not doing so", even though there are various for the highly reported coversions in the region such as being persecuted by Serbs/Croats/other Christian-dominated groups, or merely due to land ownership opportunities.

Normally, this word could be used against Bosnians, Albanians, and Torbeš Macedonians.
The plural for this word is "poturice", a group of Muslims.

#1: "taj glupi budalo skroz tamo je poturica, vidiš ga kako izlazi iz džamije?"
#2: "ne, nisam ga vidio"
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary April 10, 2022
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tip your landlord

(English, verb) - A sardonically sarcastic verb towards landlords - often times the well off individuals that own public housing such as apartment buildings and townhouses as financial and profit-accruing assets in places they do not reside in - and a verb indicating solitude and sometimes disgust towards their tenants that are being increasingly exploited by the housing market, through means of forcing them to pay more to stay in the areas they live in.
During the heated debate about rising rents in the city, Sarah couldn't help but retort using an egregiously sardonic comment, telling those to "tip your landlord", indicating that landlords often care more about their profits more than the well-being of their tenants, and that those who live under them should keep giving more to force them to suffer under their own irresponsible decision making.
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary September 9, 2023
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Švabo

(Serbo-Croatian, n.) - "Švabo" was first a mean word for Danube Swabians—Germans in old Yugoslavia from 1945-1992. Now, it's used to call out people of Balkan descent in Germany, Austria, or Switzerland, especially if they seem well-off.

The term started as a dig at the Danube Swabians for being too fancy due to their German connection. Most got kicked out during World War 2 and when Yugoslavia formed. After Yugoslavia broke up in 1992, "Švabo" started including Germans with Balkan roots. It mixes history, hard feelings, and culture clashes.

Today, saying "Švabo" usually isn't nice. It often comes from jealousy of Germany's good life compared to the Balkans. This is strong in summer when Balkan-origin folks in Germany go back to their home countries. The word shows tension and inequality feelings, blending history, culture, and money stuff.
hej, jesi li video da se zlatko vratio?
zlatko? ta Švabo pička? ne mogu vjerovati da se prodao za nekog njemačkog šupak da ga jebe svake 2 sedmice
pa jebi ga, ne izgleda kao da se oseca usrano
samo čekaj da ti odeš u njemačku, možda ćeš na kraju postati svabo kao on
ma mrs u picku materinu da cu ja postati svabo kao on

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hej, did you see that zlatko came back?
zlatko? that Švabo cunt? i can't believe he sold himself for some german asshole to fuck him over every 2 weeks
well fuck it, doesn't seem like he's feeling shitty

yeah wait till you go to germany, you might end up being a Švabo just like him
oh shut the fuck up, about me being a Švabo just like him
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary November 28, 2023
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