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Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass
Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser
by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011
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Schizer Geiser

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.
“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”
by EricfromPoco April 16, 2021
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