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Shitty fingers 

When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.
Guy: Man got no toliet paper left!
Guy: Man, got shitty fingers.
Shitty fingers by Durek October 10, 2006
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shitty fingers 

The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.
Dave got shitty fingers after fucking some chick up the ass in St. Louis.

shitty fingers 

this is what someone who fingers their own arsehole has.
jonny get ur shitty fingers away from me you fucking 12 year old shagger
shitty fingers by ciarab June 8, 2005

Shitty fingers 

Shit fingers
Brandon always has shitty fingers
Shitty fingers by Jamal taint January 4, 2021

shitty fingered old hag 

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun
just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split
shitty fingered old hag by jamma-dee September 3, 2006

Shitty Finger Wipe 

A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.
My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.

shitty finger 

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.
ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,
shitty finger by amanda357454 January 12, 2009
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