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Shitty face! 

Used basically like “psych!” After you have said something false to trick someone (and are believed), you say “shitty face!” For added effect, you can prolong the “ay” sound and/or drop the “s” sound in “face” entirely.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard Marisa likes you, man!
Guy 2: Really?! Wow!
Guy 1: Shitty face! (Or “shitty faaaaaaaace!”)
Shitty face! by Jose Blose February 27, 2018
Words you can keep

shitty face

Adj., said of one who has become quite inebriated with the aid of alcohol with perhaps other intoxicants, used most frequently when referring to alcohol alone
1]Hello, Fr. McMillenfitzpatrickwilliam.
2]Why hello there Little Johnny
1]Get your hands offa me Fr., are you shitty face?
shitty face by Stew Pedasso November 4, 2003

Shitty Face

Shitty Face is when a female or a male use a lot of make up to make a disguise mask on their face so they look like a completely different person. Even white people can look black. And so on. People to do this to escape criminal charges when they commit a crime while looking like a different person. Or go out in a date so their boyfriend won’t think she’s cheating. Or the most common reason they hiding a hideous face and can’t find no one to love them or have sex with them and make a fake face that look very beautiful. Older woman also do this to look younger.

The shitty face 

The shitty face is a face you make when you first heard “We Paid” by Lil baby & 42 Doug. Or when you heard the beat to any Playboi Carti song. For example his “Pissy Pamper” leak with Young Nudy. Another example of The Shitty Face would be if you drove past some of your haters in a 2021 Hellcat
“When I drove past I left em all with The shitty face 😹”

“I had the shitty face on the whole album!”

“When Kawhi Leonard stepped back and shot it in his mitt for the game winner I had the shittiest face on.”
The shitty face by Shmanbob June 20, 2021

shitty shitty shit face 

1. (adj.) A phrase often used by young drunk women to express their Intoxication.

2. (adj.) A phrase often used to describe ugliness, or homlines.

3. (n.) To be a mean or unfair individual. Often used by young individuals.
1. "Goodness! Im shitty shity shit-faithed.."

2. "So homie... That lady was ugly."
"Nah! She was Shitty, Shitty, Shitfaced!"

3. "That man is a shitty shitty shit face."

shitty dick face 

in a YouTube vid by Lewis qball singing a Christmas song at the start he says shitty dick face! XD
shitty dick face by Usef Amir June 12, 2018

Shitty-Cum face 

Shitty-Cum face is a term used for people who play Among Us, Call Of Duty - Cold War and Rocket League. This term can be used for people named Aiden, Jose, Jaiden, Charlie and Michael.
Person 1 : "Hey blud, see that shitty-cum face there"

Person 2 : "Yeh blud, wrnt his tag Aiden or sommet, the one who play fookin Among us all day"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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