This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015
Get the Shitty Australianmug.