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shitpussy 

a pussy that is pooped
I had so much sex, my OBGYN told me to stop for awhile because I have a shitpussy. Man, my pussy is pooped, time to move on the my ass. Plus guy's dig a par three.
shitpussy by infiniti August 15, 2003

Shitpussy 

A vagina that smells like shit usually from being dirty and unwashed.
As I approached the woman I could smell that she had a shitpussy.
Shitpussy by WhiteLightning12 April 5, 2016

ShitPussy 

Inmate slang for the younger inmates just entering the systems ass hole. Basically if you're doing life you'll never see a vagina again so the next best thing is a poop vagina.
Have you seen the new white girl on the block. She sure looks fine and I bet that shitpussy is so tight she can barley keep a cigarette in there. I can't wait until I befriend her by leaving a snicker on her bed and steal that shit pussy.
ShitPussy by Jailpurse snatcher November 21, 2024

Shitpissed 

(n.) seriously pissed off at someone or something; Extremely angry. Pissed as shit.

Also:
a word that sounds cool to say.

(SHIT-pissed)
Little Timmy was so shitpissed at his cheating girlfriend he went out and got a blowjob from her best friend.
Shitpissed by WAffLE_DeTH November 12, 2010

shitpossum 

A person who, while shitting in a public bathroom stall, remains deathly silent when someone else enters the room.
"Holy shit! Someone just entered the bathroom, and I'm in mid-shit! I'm going to play shitpossum."
shitpossum by Frylock1968 September 6, 2013

shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits 

Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.

originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."
Bill: Can you cover me for the rent again?
Bob: Shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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